I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Many lives are wasted by just waiting for something good to come from the horizon instead of going to the horizon and finding something good over there!

Lead competently.Lead productively.Lead skillfully.Lead excellently.

The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening.

God didn't miss any of us.

Darwinism is not a sufficient condition for a phenomenon like Nazism but I think it's certainly a necessary one.

My constituents don't want more refugees. I'm not ashamed to represent these voters. I'm proud of it.

There is a kind of immortality in every garden.

Everything depends on the quality of the experience which is had.

I crawled in the bathroom, looked in the mirror and saw the devil. It was me.

I get maybe four hours of sleep a night. I'm a little bit crazy.