I can feel myself dying inside.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Grace finds us beggars but leaves us debtors.

Well, it's always been my nature to take chances My right hand drawing back while my left hand advances

How good and thoughtful he is; the world seems full of good men--even if there are monsters in it.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

The strength of your memory dictates the size of your reality

I have to talk like this! It's my job

Skyping with your spouse works well enough, but apparently it is hard to get the kids to hang out on Skype for long.

Selsdon Man is designing a system of society for the ruthlessness and the pushing, the uncaring. His message to the rest is: you're out on your own.

While I've said that there are plenty of things I dislike about the South, I can be clear that there are things I love about the South.

It's something that's really fun to do. It's a family business.