I call my balls the bush twins.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

Beauty often depends on not how you look but on who you are.

You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes.

Men blaspheme what they do not know.

God is without visible form, yet in the heart, God is revealed.

Many words are in a state of mutation, the pronunciation being unsettled even in the best society, a result that must often arise where language is as variable and undetermined as the English.

Mind is a verb not a noun.

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

You cannot conceive the many without the one...The study of the unit is among those that lead the mind on and turn it to the vision of reality.

All disruptive innovators make it easier and more affordable for people to do what matters to them, and follow a strategy that doesn't at first glance make sense to the market leader.

We all know who the real number one is. Quite frankly, I'm the best in the world.