I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

We are the future

Wouldn't it be nice if there weree a planet where the sound of rain falling is like Bach?" he says."Yes, Planet Bach, " I respond.He smiles -"Yes", he murmurs- picturing it, hearing it.

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

The difference between a human being ten years of age and one fifty years of age lies altogether in the matter of toys.

If you don't keep learning, other people will pass you by. Temperament alone won't do it - you need a lot of curiosity for a long, long time.

I truly hope the future will bring me something to feel nostalgic about, because there's really nothing much so far I can remember fondly.

There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness.

When I write, I aim in my mind not toward New York but toward a vague spot a little to the east of Kansas.

If Parliament may take from me one shilling in the pound, what security have I for the other nineteen?

Fake it until you make it. Pretend to be somebody until that somebody turns into you.