I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Our lives are nothing but a short span of time. And if we spend tons of time earning money that we simply throw away, then we're throwing away part of our potential.

In Washington, the venerable were often vulnerable.

If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won’t argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from.

I just became a singer, because I could never get work as an actress.

We've stood up for the men and women of law enforcement, directing federal agencies to ensure they are protected from crimes of violence.

You can't be a winner if you're a whiner...wiener.

She's beautiful and graceful, and she is very compassionate and loyal when you aren't responsible for the murder of her family.

Happy moments are the times to be stupid, not be genius!

I think if you're going to show a true representation of any one life, it can't be about any one thing. I try to see more of a full picture, with the romance just a single part.

People want me to do the strangest things. They want me to sign their arms or chests.