Humor is always more interesting when it comes from someone who's had more than, like, five experiences.

It is so tempting to return rudeness with rudeness!

If you don't like potlucks, the solution to your problem is "don't go to potlucks," not "insist other people don't have them."

Reconciliation is not possible when one party asks the other to obliterate all signs of their relationship.

Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the other bones you have that aren't broken.

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.

So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bereaved people often feel forgotten.

There has to be some kind of personal hygiene bar that a person needs to clear in order for a relationship to be successful.

You can care very much about someone without being capable of becoming their primary caregiver in the event of their parents' untimely death.

Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.

It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.

God cannot resist love for He cannot resist Himself.

Find out what people want to do, then tell them to do it. They'll think you're a genius.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Childhood is Last Chance Gulch for happiness. After that, you know too much.

L'alpiniste est un homme qui conduit son corps là où, un jour, ses yeux ont regardé. Et qui revient.

Obstinacy can bring only a penalty and no reward.

If I could just have my music be played for many people no matter what method or way is used, I would reply that that is not the case.

I love dressing for the winter - especially in baggy chunky cardigans.

The work of art is to dominate the spectator: the spectator is not to dominate the work of art.

As for me, the only stuff I've ever had success with is when I'm trying to be completely original and not thinking about mirroring what else is out there.