Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Almost everyone is overconfident--except the people who are depressed, and they tend to be realists.

Just remember that when nobody else was there for you I was.And when nobody else gave a damn I did.

Orr slept. He dreamed. There was no rub.

One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.

It is incredibly important to set goals for your business, as if you have no direction for your business, your online business will be a failure.

But if you're going to go out on a military unit, you've got to allow yourself to be under the control of the commander because you really could put the troops in danger.

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion.

He [John McCain] hit me - he's not a war hero.

My time on this world is limited, but the things I can do with that time are not.

Conscience is a God to all mortals.