History's greatest composers would be appalled to hear their greatest works reduced to distorted hold music for businesses.

The key to good writing is to leave Boo Radley in the house until the end of the story.

Are we living life, or is life living us?

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.” ― Michael P. Naughton,

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steel the hubcaps.

You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you've never known.

Be the competition you wish to see in the world.

You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steal the hubcaps.

Things don't happen for a reason, we make reasons out of things that happen.

Comment sections on the internet are like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like gibberish and it's ugly to look at.

I didn't grow up in a Norman Rockwell house... my house was more akin to Norman Lear.

God's grace is all we need.

In some remote regions of Islam it is said a woman caught unveiled by a stranger will raise her skirt to cover her face.

Funny is funny is funny.

Kids can be a pain in the neck when they're not a lump in your throat.

In the marginalia ... we talk only to ourselves; we therefore talk freshly - boldly - originally - with abandonment - without conceit.

I love when problems have simple solutions. Cold medicine. Umbrellas. Condoms. Tax incentives & subsidies attracting favored industries.

God never seems to work at the speed that we want Him to.

it isn't good tactics to ask for something that you know will be refused.

Owning stocks is like having children - don't get involved with more than you can handle.

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."