You don't have to reinvent the wheel... just steel the hubcaps.

Are we living life, or is life living us?

Be the competition you wish to see in the world.

Things don't happen for a reason, we make reasons out of things that happen.

Comment sections on the internet are like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like gibberish and it's ugly to look at.

Comment sections on the internet is like gang graffiti, abusive words sprayed like nonsense and it's ugly to look at.

The comment section of the internet is like gang graffiti, it makes no sense and is ugly to look at.

Freedom of Speech has become Freedom of Stupidity on the internet. Some ignominious users should not be given a voice to comment at all.

Your reciept is your library card." -- On what killed the brick and mortar bookstores.

Social Media is a shared delusion of grandeur.

Sometimes a little discomfort in the beginning can save a whole lot of pain down the road.

Of course we're guilty!-That's what we've got pardons for!

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world the master calls a butterfly.

One works without thinking how to work.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

The greatest realities are physical and economic, all the subtleties of life come afterward.

I have bought pole vault equipment, the landing areas, posts, which costs a lot of money. We pay for coaches

We have made remarkable progress in the last hundred years, but if we want to continue, our future is in space.

Health care for everybody, by making it illegal not to have health care. It's so simple, why didn't we think of this before?

Wall Street's graveyards are filled with men who were right too soon.