His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

It's my choice to be beautiful. It's my choice to be ugly. And it's my choice to decided what those words actually mean.

Healthy people have a natural skill of avoiding feverish eyes.

Happiness comes fleetingly now and then To those who have learned to do without it And to them only.

I hope we will use the Net to cross barriers and connect cultures.

Religion is a byproduct of fear.

The words you say never live up to the words in your head.

I think self-esteem is fluid. It's not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others.

All marriages are sacred, but not all are safe.

For me, I've learned that the best thing is to focus on the team you play for and yourself and what you need to do.

Private companies have a lot of capital. They can run things efficiently and get projects built.