Hire new field systems maintainer" was near the top of my to-do list, right under "uncover massive political conspiracy, " "avenge Buffy's death, " and "don't die.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.

George, she says it's the truth that matters. We live and die for the chance to maybe tell a little bit of the truth, maybe shame the Devil just a little bit before we go.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

She told the truth as she saw it, and she died for it. I came along for the ride, and I lived. It wasn't worth it. But it was the truth, and it was what had to happen.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Standing up to your government can mean standing up for your country.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

Religion has very little to do with the number of babies per woman. All the religions in the world are fully [able] to maintain their values and adapt to this new world.

Life doesn't have to be hard, life is on your side.

Testing oneself is best when done alone.

My advice to first time filmmakers is believe in yourself and the message you want to give in the film you are making.

Something, like nothing, happens anywhere.

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation.

It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love.