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Moose Quotes: "That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi."

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi.



Moose Quotes: "I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit."

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit.




Moose Quotes: "A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it"

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it



Moose Quotes: "The Creator is not a careless mechanic."

The Creator is not a careless mechanic.




Moose Quotes: "I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers."

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers.



Moose Quotes: "The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of?"

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of?



Moose Quotes: "Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it."

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it.




Moose Quotes: "You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone."

You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone.



Moose Quotes: "A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?"

A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?



Moose Quotes: "I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day."

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. Ill take an angry moose any day.



Moose Quotes: "If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose."

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.



Moose Quotes: "I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose."

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.




Moose Quotes: "Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought."

Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.



Moose Quotes: "Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack."

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to "prove their love" like a moose needs a hat rack.



Moose Quotes: "If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose."

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.



Moose Quotes: "Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips."

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips.



Moose Quotes: "In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element."

In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element.



Moose Quotes: "I feel as fit as a bull moose."

I feel as fit as a bull moose.



Moose Quotes: "I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort."

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort.



Moose Quotes: "The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark..."

The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark...



Moose Quotes: "You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?"

You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?



Moose Quotes: "The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus."

The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.



Moose Quotes: "I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose."

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.



Moose Quotes: "Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes."

Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It's like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It's very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes.



Moose Quotes: "The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said."

The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. "That's just wrong," Frank said.



Moose Quotes: "Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks."

Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.



Moose Quotes: "Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall."

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't be moose there and the moose would fall.



Moose Quotes: "Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947On registration day at taxidermy schoolI distinctly saw the eyes of the stuffed mooseMove."

Registration Day' by Gavin Gunhold (1899— ) Toronto Review of Poetry, 1947On registration day at taxidermy schoolI distinctly saw the eyes of the stuffed mooseMove.



Moose Quotes: "Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth"

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth



Moose Quotes: "Moose are the squirrels of Alaska."

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska.