Hey, come on, I've seen younger faces on money. Money.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

Too often our visions of the futureare dull and impotentlike a hammer beating the water.

Rain clouds come floating in, not to muddy my days ahead, but to make me calm, happy and hopeful.

It's so embarrassing to receive an award for doing what you should be doing.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

One often has need of one inferior to himself.

Sabbath rest is more than mere abstention from physical work; and, therefore, must include worship and Scripture-reading.

Like it or not, war is not always the answer. The better part of wisdom is to stay out.

Mistakes - mistakes - you yourself are a unique mistake!

We are different from previous generations of conservatives... We are no longer working to preserve the status quo. We are radicals, working to overturn the present power structure of this country.

Shia [LaBeouf] was great. He's just high energy. He's into really playing, and I had to be on my toes in a way that I wasn't necessarily expecting.