Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

[O]ther thinkers have philosophised since the time of Plato, but that does not destroy the interest and beauty of his philosophy

But here God didn't come. We were all on our own.

Apologies only account for that which they do not alter.

Kindness. The most unkind thing of all.

To live for a principle, for the triumph of some reform by which all mankind are to be lifted up to be wedded to an idea may be, after all, the holiest and happiest of marriages.

Eschew the monumental. Shun the Epic. All the guys who can paint great big pictures can paint great small ones.

I'm very committed to and interested in CNN's journalism and our magazines and our movie studio, not just HBO, where I grew up. But I do have a fondness for subscription television.

Indifferentism about doctrine makes no heroes of the faith.

I think it's the end of progress if you stand still and think of what you've done in the past. I keep on.

Once you live in New York, you can't live anywhere else. Living in Paris is like going in slow motion. It's so bourgeois. I get so bored.