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George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share."

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.




George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better."

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.



George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.



George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?"

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?




George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name."

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.



George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops? Quotes: "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.