Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

The constrained lives of his characters made me wonder how my own existence might appear in his hands.

I'm obsessed with adolescence. I love to write about people in their 20s. It's such a fraught and exciting and kind of horrible time.

Looking back on all the things I went through to get here. It was all worth it. It's a blessing that I can write about it all.

The simplest way that I can understand therapy is that we're born a certain way, we're taught to be something different, and we spend our whole lives trying to unravel it.

The blade itself incites to deeds of violence.

My parents taught me I could be anything in the world I wanted to be.

I took a photo of us, mid-embrace. When I am old and alone I will remember that I once held something truly beautiful.

Empathy for the plight of the Goddess may be essential in seeing how to face our own plight on Earth.

If by Godot I had meant God I would have said God, and not Godot.

To consider persons and events and situations only in the light of their effect upon myself is to live on the doorstep of hell.