Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.

I realized the other day that I've lived in New York longer than I've lived anywhere else. It's amazing: I am a New Yorker. It's strange I never thought I would be.

He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils for time is the greatest innovator.

...water that isn't fit for trout won't much longer be fit for us.

The designer of today re-establishes the long-lost contact between art and the public, between living people and art as a living thing.

God blesses us so that we might bless others!

Optimism is when you're not sure where life is going to take you, so naturally you anticipate the best possible outcome

The reason of idleness and of crime is the deferring of our hopes. Whilst we are waiting, we beguile the time with jokes, with sleep, with eating, and with crimes.

If memories could be canned, would they also have expiry dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries.

I don’t hold with equality in all things only with equality before the law and nothing more.