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Quip Quotes: "As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank."

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.



Quip Quotes: "We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down."

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.




Quip Quotes: "When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth."

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.



Quip Quotes: "If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs."

If I have seen further than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarfs.




Quip Quotes: "Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love."

Because I am about to be devoured by poodles," I quip. "Remember me always, my love.



Quip Quotes: "I don't quite hear what you say, but I beg to differ entirely with you."

I don't quite hear what you say, but I beg to differ entirely with you.



Quip Quotes: "He [Earl Scruggs] was really cool because he was very quiet, and he wouldn't say much, but then he would come out with a quip that was like so perfect and so brilliant, very smart."

He [Earl Scruggs] was really cool because he was very quiet, and he wouldn't say much, but then he would come out with a quip that was like so perfect and so brilliant, very smart.





Quip Quotes: "Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to disrespect dead white males."

Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to disrespect dead white males.



Quip Quotes: "Il n'est pas certain que tout soit incertain.(Translation: It is not certain that everything is uncertain.)"

Il n'est pas certain que tout soit incertain.(Translation: It is not certain that everything is uncertain.)



Quip Quotes: "The heart has its reasons which reason knows not."

The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.



Quip Quotes: "I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale."

I could see why she felt attracted to Sam K. Barrows. Birds of a feather, or rather lizards of a scale.




Quip Quotes: "It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal."

It must be an odd person indeed that can say for certain they are normal.



Quip Quotes: "As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone."

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.



Quip Quotes: "That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ..."

That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...



Quip Quotes: "Look on the bright side, " said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway."

Look on the bright side, " said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.