He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension and helps you realize you're wrong.

The governments of the great States have two instruments for keeping the people dependent, in fear and obedience: a coarser, the army; and a more refined, the school.

There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.

The past is dead; let it bury its dead, its hopes and its aspirations; before you lies the future-a future full of golden promise.

I think celebrity culture and sexuality in pop music is really important, but I want there to be an alternative for people.

What I make isn't about me. It's about sharing my story; it's about someone being connected to what I'm saying.

It's my wish that I can help creative people think of new ways to be creative - to get more joy and understanding from their own unique processes.

When will the day come that our dignity will be fully restored, when the purpose of our lives will no longer be merely to survive until the sun rises tomorrow!

One always likes one's latest book best. That's a natural feeling.