He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.

...and they all lived as happily as they allowed themselves to be.

A child s a special possession from God.

Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.Proverbs 31:7

When I was writing my first two books I was also freelancing and teaching and doing other odd jobs.

Kicked wide of the goal with such precision

Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anybody else.

The critics don't build great cities

I think when we talk of craft we talk of a certain set of processes, whether that be clay of glass if jewelry or textiles, and we look back through history instantly.

With that gentleness I can be bold; with that economy I can be liberal; shrinking from taking precedence of others, I can become a vessel of the highest honour.

Act as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that your actions make any difference.