He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could require that the trolleys were brainless.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

The reaper does not listen to the harvest.

He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him.

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.

Studies have shown that an ant can carry one hundred times its own weight, but there is no known limit to the lifting power of the average tiny eighty-year-old Spanish peasant grandmother.

Just because something is a metaphor doesn't mean it can't be real.

YOU FEAR TO DIE?"It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break...

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?

This is about your future. Nobody else can make the decision for you.

The world won't be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch them without doing anything.

I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.

Be the good & seek the good. Faith fights anxieties… go after your faith with body, mind & soul.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

There is only one thing worse than coming home from the lab to a sink full of dirty dishes, and that is not going to the lab at all!

Richard Shindell works impressive alchemy with the plainest, most primal American pop melodies.

Whatever you vividly imagine, ardently desire, sincerly believe and enthusiastically act upon ... must inevitably come to pass.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

When people talk about cash being king, it's not king if it just sits there and never does anything.