He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If you Never Give Up, you can Beat The Best !!

Self-confident people are proud of their accomplishments, but can remain humble without bragging.

When it's right it's never too late, when it's wrong it's always too soon

Read a different Africa. Love a vibrant Africa.

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

I sit alone at present, dreaming darkly of a Dun.

I knew I always wanted to sing.

The past of the soul is so distant! The soul does not live on the edge of time. It finds its rest in the universe imagined by reverie.

We'll have freedom, love and health/When the grand red flag is flying, In the Workers' Commonwealth.

A living faith cannot be manufactured by the rule of majority