Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter’s day.

St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

You little prick. It's a whelk...it's a...it's a...dead whelk!

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

Your toaster’s a puff.

Stop in somebody's shadow to rest and cool down, and you are lost. No one can make anyone else happy.

When you hear the voice of God, obey Him.

Just do you. The right people and opportunities will be drawn to that.

Trust is a product of test over time.

If Trump wins, the only thing blocking complete implementation of the programs of Trump, Paul Ryan, the Koch brothers, etc., is the Senate filibuster by the Democrats.

I can't imagine having cosmetic surgery because I have my values and little family who makes me feel incredibly accepted but you never know.

Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created.

Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and they wiggle their behinds. They also meet new people on the ski lift.

Of all my inventions, I liked the phonograph best