Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created.

You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How about a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. And neither one of those is Mexico.

Well, I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I mean, I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe.

Give me civilization. I don't want to be pampered.

I was screaming constantly, on the set, in my room... everywhere.

Discrimination against nonwhites will not be tolerated. Discrimination against whites is fine-as long as the discrimination is done in the name of nondiscrimination.

I'm not necessarily that big of a clubbing junkie, but I really like dance music as a genre.

I'm very mature for my age, but I'm also innocent in a lot of ways.

When I was growing up I never babysat. I was considered to 'punk rock' to be trusted with kids.

God has brought me this far. He has laid out a phenomenal path for me. And I can't do anything but thank him.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

We want our children to fit in and to stand out. We rarely address the conflict between these goals.

II know a little about Greek mythology. It's not that far away from the Nordic mythology.

There are occasions on which all apology is rudeness.

The chief bond of the soldier is his oath of allegiance and love for the flag.