Ha, but my life is a box of wormgears.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Strength is not determined by the looks, but action.

Lay down your cynicism, and believe in the transformational power of love.

Obedience to the will of God is the pathway to perpetual honor and everlasting joy.

Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than a sighted person ever could.

All the happiness you ever find lies in you.

I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

I want to make music that I like; not something that I have to make because I think it's going to sell.

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

'The system made me do it' is the perfect cop-out for today's managers.

What breaks capitalism, all that will ever break capitalism, is capitalists. The faster they run the more strain on their heart.