HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

It's important, when you see magic, to recognize it. You don't often get a second chance.

It seems like everything sleeps in winter, but it's really a time of renewal and reflection.

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.

I am so in love with just lying in bed listening to Mozart.

The idea of Ghost Stories is how to turn something bad into something that gives you an uplift.

In a great River great fish are found, but take heede, lest you bee drowned.

My mantra about everything that has to do with public policy is: identify and reject the false choice.

What's unique about Washington is that no one's from here. Almost everybody came here to change the world, to make a difference.

Women are often under the impression that men are much more madly in love with them than they really are.

All men are just accumulations dolls stuffed with sawdust swept up from the trash heaps where all previous dolls had been thrown away.