Guilt has very quick ears to an accusation.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

Heaven lies in the heart of humankind.

I'm not panicking, and I'm not scared, I've been through the Gulf War, the Asia crisis, and the Russian crisis.

It is only in our decisions that we are important.

When men start talking about 'honor', there is sure to be trouble ahead.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

People finally have permission to be human in the context of their work. That's the real Internet story.

Religion is the worst thing that ever happened to mankind - the ironic part is that it's presented as a good thing, and its effect is absolutely catastrophic to individuals and to societies.

Heaven is a place nearby, so there's no need to say goodbye.

A slave-holder cannot hold a slave without putting himself or his deputy in the cage for holding the slave.

The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn.