Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

A truly elegant taste is generally accompanied with excellency of heart.

His eyes spark with revolutions, enlightened trickery and unconditional affection.

Scoring goals is like making love: everyone can do it, but nobody does it like me.

Our essential nature is pure consciousness, the infinite source of everything that exists in the physical world.

At the end of meditation period we always bow and we touch our head to the floor and say "Buddha's name be praised."

Human progress is furthered, not by conformity, but by aberration.

With this darkness all around me, I like to be liked. In this emptiness and fear, I want to be wanted. Cause I love to be loved.

You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses)

My friend, Dennis Mathis, was reading Eastern European and Japanese experimental writers, and I brought the Latin American writers to his attention, so we exchanged books and bounced off one another.

My mind is my own church.

To me, if you're trying to impress a girl, get a date, they're gonna like that more because you're a confident guy. That's what it comes down to.