Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

This pain is comfort. It is the solace of physicality, like a touch.

What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what you feel there is to lose.

Working very closely with the Department of Homeland Security to match up what is available with what is needed.

Of the smells, bread; of the tastes, salt.

You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." To a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

When people lack jobs, opportunity, and ownership of property they have little or no stake in their communities.

My mission is to convert every Indian, every Englishman and finally the world to nonviolence for regulating mutual relations, whether political, economic, social or religious.

I'm just trying to change my life because I'm not above killing any drug dealer for money.

The Lord our King will hold the door of His heart open for anyone who wants to enter for an audience at any time

If it gets laughs, it’s funny.