An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Vulnerability supported by love is perhaps the most powerful catalyst for real connection.

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

Great art is an instant arrested in eternity.

I want to Gods thoughts, the rest are details.

Opportunities are abundant, but most people are afraid to do the work

she held her breath, and in her head, counted seconds. She pretended that for each second she didn’t breathe, God would grant her another day

Everybody has their days of misfortune.

I drive a lot in the summertime, but after that, I don't drive if there's snow predicted for anywhere in 500 miles.

By being critical, you also develop your own style of what you like, what direction you want to move.

Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.