What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

Dovresti imparare a non avere paura.

Dreams are memories. Memories are dreams. But my time with you hasn’t become a dream just yet. Because the sensation of your kisses keep me from sleep. I’m in love, God help me, I’m in love.

Rather than making money I believe in making people happy, all other things are secondary. Money isn't important, creative satisfaction is

I prefer cynical people. Nice guys grow on trees.

brains last, beauty doesn't.

Everyone has the power for greatness, not for fame but greatness, because greatness is determined by service.

Is the circle of fifths a drinking game?

When God writes our names in the 'Lamb's Book of Life' He doesn't do it with an eraser handy. He does it for eternity.

Erdogan wants an old-fashioned Islam, if you will, for lack of a better term.

Man must get away from verbal forms to attain the consciousness, that which is there to be perceived at hand.