Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

Time will come that all that we love, we will eventually lose, and all that we hate we will eventually face.

If goodness does exist, then I'm the opposite of it. I'm evil, and I revel in it

You know, I'm really starting to hate the insect life around here. Next time, remind me to bring a can of Off!

The creation of a nuclear weapons convention is not only achievable, it is imperative if civilisation is to survive.

Innovation got hip. It got cool. I prefer the people who investigate the world out a brute sense of curiosity, a fundamental sense of play.

It is better to create than to learn! Creating is the essence of life.

The problem with us EU politicians is that we approach everything with cool rationality, and then wonder why we don't win people over emotionally.

Manners require time, and nothing is more vulgar than haste.

Freedom is never more in peril than when politicians feel the pressure to 'do something.'

I like a bit of eye candy like anyone but to have it solely about the eye candy and have it fall into a category so rigidly as well is wrong.