Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

I died of a broken heart.Oh! And the gunshot wound to the chest!

If you have come to help me, you are wasting your time. But if you have come because your liberation is bound up with mine, then let us walk together...

How odd it is that we so often weep for each other’s distresses, when we shed not a tear for our own!

...the standard for moral behaviour must be part of God's nature. He did not create morality, he is morality.

A lot of people are capable, Neelkanth. What makes a capable person truly dangerous is his conviction.

I will show her that loving her is my greatest truth, and the most beautiful thing I have ever known. ” — Gem

When you don’t know what true for you, everyone else has unusual influence.

You cant just trust to luck; you have to really listen to what that character is telling you.

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy.

I feel like my home is stage acting.