I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Most men claim to desire driven, independent and confident women. Yet when confronted with such a creature reverence often evolves into resent. For just like women, men need to be needed.

God doesn't seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones.

Caesar was a man of great common sense and good taste, meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

I believe it is a good thing to get rid of Gaddafi. But does America have to do everything?

The object of art is to crystallize emotion into thought, and then fix it in form.

Everything is necessary, everything needs only my agreement, my assent, my loving understanding; then all is well with me and nothing can harm me.

I'm itching to see Usher & Shakira work their magic. And of course, Blake is so amazing! It was tough, but I went on my gut which was Adam.

I'm difficult for management. That's why I have the reputation because nobody challenges management.

He who tip-toes cannot stand; he who strides cannot walk.

Man cannot breathe with borrowed lungs.