God made us: invented us as a man invents an engine. A car is made to run on petrol, and it would not run properly on anything else. Now God designed the human machine to run on Himself.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

In fact, mistakes are life's way of teaching us the right way to do things.

It is only when one is under extreme duress that one's true character is revealed.

In the history of the world, a whole story has never been told.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Valentine's Day" Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

Only out of great vulnerability do you discover what strength you have. Having a daughter who I love with all my being has helped me mine the source of that strength to previously unknown depths.

The diameter of each day is measured by the stretch of thought - not by the rising and setting of the sun.

I feel like as a generation, we sell ourselves short. I just expected more from us.

The deft white-stockinged dance in thick-soled shoes! Denmark's sanctuaried Jews!

Around existence twine, (Oh, bridge that hangs across the gorge!) ropes of twisted vine.

They have demons on Antarctica?” “Yeah,” Ash breathed. “It wasn’t always covered by ice, that was just a precaution when they buried them.