Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal.

The U.N. is an American-based bastion of foreign spies. Russia has more spies in the U.S. than there are members of the F.B.I.

Here is a good bill that's needed in America. If it's unconstitutional, let the U.S. Supreme Court reverse its opinion and get in line with New Hampshire and that will make it constitutional.

The method of electrocution would be much better than the old method of hanging.

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.

Those who love dogs, know something about God.

If you want to love and understand yourself better, seek out unfamiliar people in unfamiliar places.

The size of your audience is more important than the size of your book

Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

So we went on what we now call "The Beck Family Church Tour" and man did we see some churches.

You don't have to judge the whole world by your own standards. Not everybody is like you, you know.

Non-co-operation is the quickest method of creating public opinion.

No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist.