Meldrim Thomson, Jr. Quotes

The U.N. is an American-based bastion of foreign spies. Russia has more spies in the U.S. than there are members of the F.B.I.

Here is a good bill that's needed in America. If it's unconstitutional, let the U.S. Supreme Court reverse its opinion and get in line with New Hampshire and that will make it constitutional.

Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal.

The method of electrocution would be much better than the old method of hanging.