From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Health is wealth

To realise one's nature perfectly—that is what each of us is here for.

I still believe that the Democrats have it right about health care, education, the war in Iraq and, yes the war on terror.

If you can't say it to me in front of my kids, don't say it.

We have to put people on pedestals; otherwise, there's no one to knock off pedestals.

One gets so used to one's own horrors, one forgets how they must seem to other people.

The central problem of novel-writing is causality.

If you wait until you have to change, you may have waited too long.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime twittering - anon Twitter has raised writing to a new low.

90% of success is failure.