Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Nations and governments come and go, but people remain, and therefore people are the ultimate foundation of what is real and worthy.

No man is considered just and virtuous who does not know whence he came and wither he is going. – Napoleon

Anyone who thinks he's too small to make a difference has never been bit by a mosquito", I'd tell people.

Water is always a support or a healing thing apart from, you know, love or peace of mind.

The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing!

While I may never be in remission from cancer, I am currently in remission from an unhealthy relationship to food.

I know that when I grew up I was pretty sheltered, and didn't come to understand much about the world until I was in my really late teens and early twenties, and that process continues.

New York [cannot] remain the center of commerce and capital for this continent, unless it has an independent bar and an honest judiciary.

If we are made in some degree for others, yet in a greater are we made for ourselves.

There may be some incorrigible human beings who cannot be changed except by God's own mercy to that one person.