The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing!

And the reason I'm telling you all this is that I want you to know no one in my life has ever made me feel worse about myself than you.

Don't waste tomorrow on yesterday.

There are three categories of people in America: those who are afraid, those who don't know enough to be afraid, and those who know their Bibles.

To be loved, feelings must be rationed. To love, the doors of hysteria, fantasy, and madness may be flung open.

I talked to Beyonce and she wants to learn how to speak Arabic and she wants to jump out of an airplane. I don't want to do that. I just don't want to wash my hair every day.

When you are wondering how do you go on? The better question is, how do you NOT go on?

Fight with a happy heart and strong spirit.

When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. When you desire a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would create it.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

People think that because of my nature and the tone of my voice that I'm stupid, and that's hard.