"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Sometimes you must slow down to see that the world isnt spinning, rather its your own mind which makes things turn

I'd rather die holding on to the love I believe in, than to live embracing a love that's a lie.

If thou wilt make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.

We are too kind, too willing--too unwilling too--reaching out blindly with a grasping hand but not knowing how to ask for what we don't even know we want.

When God works miracles, he does not do it in order to supply the wants of nature, but those of grace. Whoever thinks otherwise, must needs have a very mean notion of the wisdom and power of God.

Physical evils destroy themselves, or they destroy us.

Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful.

Glory, like the phoenix 'midst her fires, Exhales her odours, blazes, and expires.

Whenever you give up something, you must replace it with something.

Plays are getting smaller and smaller, not because playwrights minds are shrinking but because of the economics.