For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

One day I am satisfied, the next day I find it all bad; still I hope that some day I will find some of them good.

I'm also starting to wonder something else. If maybe the point of this crazy quest I'm on wasn't to help me find Willem. Maybe it was to help me find someone else entirely.

In the long run, we only hit what we aim at.

It's very different to live with a mask.

But the golden-rod is one of the fairy, magical flowers; it grows not up to seek human love amid the light of day, but to mark to the discerning what wealth lies hid in the secret caves of earth.

I look on Sculpture as history. I do not think the Apollo and the Jove impossible in flesh and blood. Every trait the artist recorded in stone, he had seen in life, and better than his copy.

The key thing with any football player is, what can he do when he gets on the field.

White folks hear the blues come out, but they don't know how it got there.

At Rochester, I came with the same emotions as many of the entering freshman: everything was new, exciting and a bit overwhelming, but at least nobody had heard of my brothers and cousins.

It's fun to write your set list 20 minutes before and keep the crew very much on their toes.