Tofu Quotes

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I can make fried tofu, boiled tofu, stuffed tofu. Cutlets and other fancy stuff, that's for other directors.

I just want to make a tray of good tofu. If people want something else, they should go to the restaurants and shops.

The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.

You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It's what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu.

The mind is like tofu. By itself, it has no taste. Everything depends on the flavor of the marinade it steeps in.

Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and lapis lazuli.

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip.

I take vitamins daily, but just the bare essentials not what you'd call supplements. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit, vegetables, tofu, and other soy products.

Power is a neutral energy source, like tofu. It's what you do with it that gives it flavor.

Any kind of food you eat is going to have an impact on the world. If you switch to tofu and get off meat, the soy bean is doing enormous damage in the Amazon and all throughout South America.

The beautiful memories of tofu from when I was young

I don't like tofu. I'd sooner eat a sponge.

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity would sit down and eat a steak with Keith Olbermann and Barack Obama before they would dine on tofu and asparagus with me!

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat.

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows!

I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu.

I can’t be sure, of course, but I’d compare it to living on tofu and soy milk; we call ourselves vegetarians, our little inside joke. - Edward Cullen

Well, once I fried tofu and put Sriracha on it. After that I was so depressed I swore off preparing food for myself altogether.

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