First of all, I'm not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance

Books are the most worthy companions to take with you on this bitter-sweet journey known as life.

Al journalism should be investigative, from football to cookery

I was a cheerleader growing up, so I can relate to that!

Nelson Mandela stands as an inspiration to us all

My fans are who I am. You give meaning to my life. You will never know the connection I feel to you.

A day on a film set is maddening.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

You have to understand, in this fight, the physical condition and technical preparation are not as important as character and will. The one who's willing to go until the end will win the match.

You don't knit because you are patient. You are patient because you knit