Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

I welcome questions. I hate assumptions.

Instead of getting the leaders we deserve, we can an abundance of ShitRollsDownhill Shovelers, ShitCatchers, and NewShitCreators.

Whoever suffers knows the strength of suffering.

I have no fear of ghosts, and I have never heard it said that so much harm had been done by the dead during 6, 000 years as it brought by the living in a single day.

Once bitten, twice shy, thrice shame on me!

Charm strikes the sight, but merit wins the soul.

It is only the darkness in our own hearts that will defeat us, in the end.

Love is a modest and immodest teacher who will bring you through the school of existence, which is the heart.

I prefer cynical people. Nice guys grow on trees.

Music is my passion, singing, performing. I play piano and musical theater is my background.