Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

I am a writer, I'm supposed to be intense and emotional,

A doctor once asked me: 'Charlie, what do you think your problem is?' “Doc, ' I said, '…you’re the problem!

Much of my work over the years has developed the premise that women's styles of friendship and conversation aren't inherently better than men's, simply different.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

It is knowledge that ultimately gives salvation.

I never wanted it to end this way, but flies will lay their eggs.

When the Scripture speaks, God speaks

As your governor, you’re going to be seeing a lot of me on the front page, saying ‘Governor LePage tells Obama to go to hell.’

If we try to deny the darkness in our souls then we'll become completely dark.

Love is a dangerous thing, it can be great and it can be awful. It might make or break your life. It could even change you as a person.