Everyones always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, Probably never.

One day robots may even babysit our kids, a job that has always required a human touch.

If you continue to improve a product enough, you'll eventually ruin it.

If Apple ever lowers the iPod's price and develops Windows software for it, watch out: the invasion of the iPod people will surely begin in earnest.

The Kindle is just the razor. The books are the blades - ka-ching!

Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels, but $14 a night at expensive ones?

My interest was magic, believe it or not. I became an amateur magician and did something like 400 magic shows through my teen years.

I travel a ridiculous amount, so I've thought a lot about, and spent a lot of time refining, what I carry and how I carry it.

An international team of psychiatrists has flown to Redmond, WA in an attempt to discover exactly what makes Bill Gates tick. And, more especially, what makes him go cuckoo every half hour.

Scientists in California have discovered a chemical in the brain that causes use of Windows in otherwise normal human beings. It's called alcohol.

A running theme in my life is my inability to say no to anything.

Everything I've written up to this point is crap. Now I'm going to write the real one

A seed of knowledge exist in any situation.

I used to paint a lot of oil and now I paint more mixed-media stuff.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

Why we play as children is not because it is our work or because it is how we learn, though both statements are true; we play because we are wired for joy, it is imperative as human beings.

A smile is so sexy, yet so warm. When someone genuinely smiles at you, it's the greatest feeling in the world.

Don't mess with me, lady. I've been drinking with skeletons.

Let me define prayer for you in this show. Prayer is man giving God permission or license to interfere in earth's affairs. In other words, prayer is earthly license for heavenly interference.

True love in this differs from gold and clay, that to divide is not to take away. Love is like understanding, that grows bright, gazing on many truths.