Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Books have long been instruments of the divinatory arts.

To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.

Help us to be ever faithful gardeners of the spirit, who know that without darkness nothing comes to birth, and without light nothing flowers.

The Patriot wears that mask EVERYWHERE! Even in the shower!

We'll have freedom, love and health/When the grand red flag is flying, In the Workers' Commonwealth.

I am reminded of the importance of small kindnesses.

I am not a serious person. I don't claim any profundity for any of my writing.

The purification required is not of untouchables but of the so-called superior castes.

I think that [Eddie Murphy's famous "White Like Me"] is probably the first time I thought, "Oh. Being black is different. That is a totally different experience."

I love to direct my daughter, and act with her, and we both want to work with Jane again.