Every single act of love, hate, or lapse of judgment may be the defining moment in a person's life.

He had always liked a good mess—God knows he had sure made a few. In typical form, he squared his shoulders, furrowed his brows and muttered, “bring it on.

How can I be more important than someone else? Isn’t every life important?

I want my life to be about LIVING, not leaving --which is why I'm LEAVING nothing behind.

Think of your passions as you do food, water, shelter...a necessity. If someone told you to give them up, would you listen?

Never strive to be part of the norm. If people think you strange...CELEBRATE. Normal people try way to hard to please others and never end up pleasing themselves. Be ABnormal. It's more fun.

There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream. -- Author unknown

Perfection is the lowest standard out there because it is unattainable. Be the best you can but don’t try to be someone you were not born to be.

Most of us live our lives like toads, sitting perfectly still, under a plantain leaf. We are waiting for a fly to come our way. When it comes out darts the tongue. We nab it.That is all. We eat it.

When followed correctly, the Dukan Diet is both a safe and effective method of weight loss.

After the first few readings in comedy venues I did begin to write for laughs. There's something so gratifying about stimulating laughter.

It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.

I'm a little obsessed with being competitive.

One of the pleasures of reading is seeing this alteration on the pages, and the way, by reading it, you have made the book yours.

The peace of nature and of the innocent creatures of god seems to be secure and deep, only so long as the presence of man and his restless and unquiet spirit are not there to trouble its sanctity.

I'd like to do a reality show with four white people...who are dropped off in a really bad black neighborhood. And the show would be called...Cracker Hunt.