Every film can be fun, even if it's a terror.

If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero.

In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful.

The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles.

You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings.

Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Typecasting is a good thing. It's good to be known for what you do.

I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama.

There are 100,000 actors in the Screen Actors Guild. Only 2,000 of them make more than $75,000 a year.

It is hard to look back and talk about a set of disjointed experiences as though they were part of one smooth progression.

Be thankful and joyful.Be content with life.Make the most of every situation.

Aronson's first law:People who do crazy things are not necessarily crazy.

The proof of humanity is that sometimes, we all make mistakes.

People may not be impressed by our theological grasp, but they may be impressed by our expressions of practical godliness.

In fact, the first piece of art I ever sold, I paid someone else to make the next one, so I could actually keep going out drinking.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

When we think of other people as our center and fulfillment, we live frustrated lives.

I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."

I would work as a cook, get a little money, then open another restaurant.